Note:
After all the summaries, best to scroll down & read from the
bottom up, as they've provided a running commentary on the night
from the bottom upwards..
MATT
KIRSHEN SUMMARY – aah man, tough gig. First comic
on, on an unknown format, hostile crowd. MK book-ended a woefully
slowly-typed anecdote with two great one-liners. Other comics take
note! Well done Matt though.
ROB
HEENEY SUMMARY – the pace went up, the gag rate went
up, the laughs went up, the heckling went DOOOOOOOOOWN. One-liners
all the way from Heeney, including quite a few good punny ones.
Good work Mr Heeney!
CARL
DONNELLY SUMMARY – posted YouTube link of him on
stage, buggered off. Cheeky bugger! 10 out of 10 for imagination
though.
MITCH
BENN SUMMARY – stole the show and probably kept any
sceptics around for the second half. Rewrote the lyrics to Bohemian
Rhapsody to take the piss out of Twitter and people's desperation
to accumulate followers. Re-tweets aplenty for: 'So you think you
can spam me and twit in my eye/So you think you can love me and
not @stephenfry'. Top stuff!
GARY
DELANEY SUMMARY – Cracked through the one-liners
and silenced the hecklers. Didn't address the followers really which
made it a be machine-y, but the number of re-tweets shows he's done
the bizzo here.
TERRY
SAUNDERS SUMMARY – Saunders down to a tee: a self-deprecating
anecdote (about getting his poorly bollock checked out at the doc)
wonderfully worded, went all multimedia on our ass (Spotify and
twitpics) and untainted by hecklers. Particularly enjoyed: "'That's
a clump of veins that might be causing the aching.' I said 'CHOOSE
YOUR WORDS MORE CAREFULLY PLEASE, DOC.' Applause applause!
PAPPY'S
FUN CLUB SUMMARY – It worked for PFC, but only just.
Four people tweeting through one Twitter account, a running gag
about Michael Jackon's Thriller, twitpics, one-liners – there
was almost too much going on and it was difficult to follow, but
if you concentrated, it was quality, silly, juvenile, funny stuff!
MARK
WATSON SUMMARY – Excellent end to the evening, plenty
of great lines after trying to drop a load of comedy bombs (Jews,
blacks, women etc) at the start. Proved himself to be a top comedy
writer.
11.00 The post-gig comments
are almost unanimously positive (@markrs "Please definitely
another one", @CodingMonkey It was a great Comedy Set on #tcgig
More events like this please! "Twitter Comedy was a bit mad
but I enjoyed it" by someone else), so you have to say tonight
has been a success! Is it funnier than going to a normal comedy
night? No, of course not, but how on earth could it be, it was an
experiment and should be treated as such. So hats off to @tiernandouieb
again!
10.59 And that's it!
The first ever Twitter Comedy Club is over, only 90 minutes after
it was scheduled to end!
10.57 MW Big finish from
Watson: "Why does Cliff Richard never die? Is God keeping him
alive to inspire us? Or just putting off having to meet him?"
Superb.
10.55 MW People are getting
chatty now. I don't think it's boredom, MW has been pretty good,
I think it's newcomers who've arrived not knowing to shut the f*ck
up. Watson accelerates with a thought about his Dad: "He used
to say, 'You can't make an omelette...' (pause) Very pessimistic
man."
10.52 MW He's plundering
the on-liners to good effect: "Other poor sequels: 'Dude, Seriously,
Just Take Me To My Car'"
10.50 MW Perhaps unsurprisingly,
Watson's getting plenty of attention re his Welsh accent. They obviously
don't know that he puts it on for effect...
10.49 MW Oh FFS, the
guy who heckled the heckler has now just told Mark Watson that he
heckled his heckler for him. Sigh.
10.48 MW Heckler gets
heckled shocker! Prolific/unpopular heckler Tweckler is now getting
berated by other followers. Meanwhile, Watson soldiers on: "Four
or five jokes already. This is better than I've ever done on Mock
The Week"
10.46 MW He's taking
the piss out of South Africans now. Hmmm, where do I stand on this...
~strokes chin~?
10.43 MW Woah there!
He's going for the shock tactics. Sample vocab so far: "blacks,
Jews, women, rape". Good job the material's good. I suspect
a few hecklers might get chatty though...
10.42 MW Not a text book
start. Watson got the wrong hashtag for his opening gags.
10.41 MW Tonight's headliner
– Mark Watsoooooon!
PAPPY'S FUN CLUB SUMMARY
– It worked for PFC, but only just. Four people tweeting through
one Twitter account, a running gag about Michael Jackon's Thriller,
twitpics, one-liners – there was almost too much going on
and it was difficult to follow, but if you concentrated, it was
quality, silly, juvenile, funny stuff!
10.37 PFC Well Terry
Witter tried to single-handedly take down Pappy's, a lone heckler
prowling the thread. PFC just took the piss out of him and buggered
off. Nice.
10.36 PFC Oh hello. Pappy's
are re-tweeting a heckler's heckles! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
10.34 PFC It's all happening
– they've got visuals, running jokes and all sorts happening.
The hecklers are silent but are they just confused?
10.30 PFC To be honest,
the pictures in themselves are pretty funny! Like this
10.28 PFC Pappy's are
doing a quality sketch of there's that's very visual, it's kinda
working with the twitpics, but it needs to be more, you know, ~snaps
fingers snaps fingers~ snappy.
10.25 PFC It looks like
Pappy's agenda-less larking is the order of the day. A nudey picture
and a few super plays on words so far – "We even wrote
a sketch about Twitter. Unfortunately the cast is too big. It's
got 140 characters in it."
10.22 PFC The mighty
Pappy's are here!
TERRY SAUNDERS SUMMARY
– Saunders down to a tee: a self-deprecating anecdote (about
getting his poorly bollock checked out at the doc) wonderfully worded,
went all multimedia on our ass (Spotify and twitpics) and untainted
by hecklers. Particularly enjoyed: "'That's a clump of veins
that might be causing the aching.' I said 'CHOOSE YOUR WORDS MORE
CAREFULLY PLEASE, DOC.' Applause applause!
10.16 TS Poor lad has
actually got something wrong with his testicle. Perfect subject
for comedy, as it turns out.
10.12 TS Jesus Christ
this song is absolute filth.
10.09 TS Ahahahahaha!
Fantastic! Saunders has invoked Spotify! He is talking about getting
his bollock out to an attractive young doctor, and has linked to
that seedy "oh je t'aime" track by Serge Gainsbourg and
Jane Birkin http://open.spotify.com/track/4HIjW90Up9lXAxAmdxTa72
10.07 TS Note to Kirshen:
this is how you tell a story on a web gig
10.05 TS Splendid turn
of phrase and a typing speed of 74 wpm is the answer. Go Terry!
10.03 TS Ok so we have
Terry Saunders, whimsy behemoth and not a man with a shoebox-ful
of one-liners, what's he got up his sleeve?
10.02 Tiernan's just
called Tweckler a cunt.
GARY DELANEY SUMMARY
– Cracked through the one-liners and silenced the hecklers.
Didn't address the followers really which made it a be machine-y,
but the number of re-tweets shows he's done the bizzo here.
9.58 GD This is relentless!
Delaney's rattling through these gags quicker than anyone else so
far, most of them far above car sticker standard. How many of these
does he have in store? Particularly like: "Bit disappointed
by Walt Disney On Ice. It's just an old bloke in a freezer.
9.54 GD Hecklers have
gone quiet. It's all re-tweets now.
9.52 GD Sterling stuff
from Delaney! Groaners galore. Stand out lines: "As kids we
always used to play 'Knock Down Ginger'. The hard part was getting
hold of a car." "Hunting elephants for ivory. Tsk tsk."
9.50 GD Oh dear, one
of the most prolific (and occasionally very funny) hecklers, Tweckler,
has taken Tiernan's telling off a liiiiiiitle bit personally, calling
him "toxic". Come on now, we've all had a coffee.
9.49 GD Ladies and gents
we have taken a right-turn into One-Liner Street. "Just seen
a picture of Freud's mum. She's hot!" "I used to play
around with time machines when I was older."
9.45 GD Aah the perils
of Twitter Comedy Club, Delaney's otherwise nice one-liner about
Jimmy Saville kiboshed by a typo. "One letter was on the start
of it." Too true.
9.41 TD Ok so Tiernan's
warming us all up for the second half. And we have our first BNP
ref of the night: "In mythology, the Griffin is part lion,
part bird. Yet Nick Griffin of the BNP is all cock." He's again
gathering the masses to mass tweet a celebrity, either Lily Allen,
50 Cent or Ashton Kutcher.
SECOND HALF
9.25 That's the interval,
quite a first half, we've had story, one-liners, YouTube and music
(of sorts). See you in ten minutes for Gary Delaney, Terry Saunders,
Pappy's Fun Club and Mark Watson.
9.19 MB Sample lovin'
for Benn "@charliejamison @MitchBenn - Genius!! -typed applause
ensues-" "@Mogradjinn Oh, yes; that'll be how you make
the experiment work! Applause Applause"
9.17 MB "So you
think you can spam me and twit in my eye/So you think you can love
me and not @stephenfry" Superb!
9.15 MB This is good
stuff from MB! Takign the piss out of Twitter through the medium
of Twitter and classic Queen.
9.14 MB Benn rewriting
Bohemian Rhapsody, seems to have silenced those disgruntled with
Donnelly. Sample lyric: "Mama ooo-oooo-oo- (send out for a
pi-zza) I don’t want to tweet, I sometimes wish I’d
never logged on at all…"
9.12 MB Shit we've got
a quick typer here!
9.11 MB Final act of
1st half. Musical comedian "bending his own rules tonight"
He's rewritten lyrics of famous songs for hopefully amusing effect.
CARL DONNELLY SUMMARY
– posted YouTube link of him on stage, buggered off. Cheeky
bugger! 10 out of 10 for imagination though.
9.08 CD Sense of humour
failure from @pjie2 "Good reason to avoid this guy's gigs in
future" Your loss mate, Carl Donnelly's quality.
9.07 CD ~taps mic~ Carl?
9.04 CD Errrm, looks
like Carl Donnelly has actually buggered off after posting that
YouTube link! Audacious. He's really messing with the format, folks.
9.01 CD BRILLIANT! Donnelly
posts this link as a handy time saver. Superb!!
9.00 CD Carl Donnelly
promises to "kick this monkey into space". He's referring
to the gig.
8.58 ROB HEENEY SUMMARY
– the pace went up, the gag rate went up, the laughs went
up, the heckling went DOOOOOOOOOWN. One-liners all the way from
Heeney, including quite a few good punny ones. Good work Mr Heeney!
8.56 RH First twitpic!
However, it's to show how RH met Valentino Rossi, at the expense
a big finishing gag. Shame but otherwise top stuff from Heeney.
Aussies are out of the Twenty20 World Cup by the way, in case this
venn diagram of tastes exists.
8.54 RH This is going
down well. @Draethon Robheeney "This is brilliant. You are
win"
8.52 RH These are groaners.
Quality sagging a little though ("I saw a Vampire kettle the
other day. Grrr ... that really makes my blood boil!).
8.49 RH Crash! "
My granddad died while reading in the bath - although it was his
fault as it was a Word for Windows document." And the crowd
go wild! In your face Kirshen!
8.48 RH They keep on
coming! 'I'd love to know what Ripley would make of "I Can't
Believe It's Not Butter"'
8.46 RH Bang! Rob Heeney
straight in there with wordplay on disabilities and Poles, crowd
seems to be loving it!
8.44. Oh Tiernan, kick
a man while he's down – puts Kirshen's typing speed down to
him "having child's hands".
8.42 MATT KIRSHEN SUMMARY
– aah man, tough gig. First comic on, on an unknown format,
hostile crowd. MK book-ended a woefully slowly-typed anecdote with
two great one-liners. Other comics take note! Well done Matt though.
8.41 @Tweckler's back.
"Cant you tweet a jpeg of a Wotsit that looks like a willy?"
8.38 MK admits he grossly
over-estimated his typing speed – made me laugh, get off now
and end on a high!
8.35 MK turning to psychiatry
rape to pull gig round.
8.32 MK still telling
story. @Tweckler "Oi, mattkirshen, you look like a metrosexual
Ben Stiller." Compliment?
8.30 MK still telling
story. Hecklers going in for kill. @iaingilmour "maybe a touch
typing course would have helped!!" @TheDarrenxshow "bet
this idea looked better on paper". Cripes.
8.27 MK telling a story.
Hecklers circling.
8.22 MK off to a flyer
with a fine one-liner: "So I was in a limbo competition and
the music started 'How low, can you go?' I said 'I once stole a
dialysis machine'".
8.18 First comic is on
Matt Kirshen! Not often a comedy night is running late before the
first act is on, but it is a night of firsts so why not tonight.
8.15 Tiernan is encouraging
followers to badger some celebrity tweeters, starting with Kutcher
and Moore. Couldn't happen to a nicer couple.
8.14 Splendid heckle
from Rob Heeney "#tcgig I can't believe Tiernan's over-running
... I've a double-up on Myspace to get to!"
8.10 We have our first
twitter gag hoorah! Pun on RTchoke. Can't teach that.
8.07 Tiernan still valiantly
fighting through the dumb-ass spammers, sticking to his set without
resorting to e-violence. Admirable.
8.02 Your host for this
evening Tiernan Douieb just sweeping the stage for any e-detritus.
Honestly, you don't get this at the Comedy Store.
7.59 Good luck folks,
here we go!
7.55 Tiernan Douieb must
be stood just off-stage, shaking out the nerves now, come on T-Dogg,
you can nail this baby!
7.52 Still a lot of people
spamming tonight's hashtag #tcgig. GET OFF THE STAGE! ~fetches bouncers~
7.47 So who is going
to fare best? We have sketchers Pappy's Fun Club - apparently utilising
twicpic tonight - storyteller Terry Saunders and straight stand-ups
like Carl Donnelly. Perhaps Gary Delaney is best equipped with an
army of one-liners.
7.40 Pre-gig nerves.
Mssrs Donnelly and Saunders already admitting that they'll be winging
it. Aah you'll be fine. "Good luck to everyone, break a virtual
leg fellas! Good luck to everyone, break a virtual leg fellas!"
says co-comic Tony Cowards.
7.36 WOWSERS this is
exciting! Twitter Comedy Club starts at 8pm, we will have the feed
appearing below. LondonisFunny will be also be here to pick out
the best bits, and provide brief summaries if you missed any of
the show. |