Q: How did you get involved in the Twitter comedy project?
A: Tiernan
asked me in a car on the way back from a gig – next thing
I know, a date is set and I’m on a press release.
Q: If you weren’t
a comedian, what would you be?
A: I’d
be a frustrated, insufferable prick in an office. I get that out
of my system on stage.
Q: Was there
ever a time when you worked in an office?
A: Yes,
but only temping. That and the toy dept of John Lewis. Best story
from there – overhearing middle class toddler: “Mummy,
why is that dolly black? Is it because it’s dead?”
Q: Guess that
would appeal to your “sharp, surreal, often sick mind”.
Do you get that from your mother or father’s side?
A: I’d
say I get my sense of humour from my dad, and things to use it on
from my mum.
Q: So your dad
is the essentialist and your mum the existentialist of the family?
(Not sure
there was a reply to this, but it could be considered a rhetorical
question)
Q: What’s
the weirdest heckle you’ve ever had?
A: This
is cheating as I still mention it onstage, but it's the genuinely
irony free "That's racist, you Jewish c***"
Q: Are you Jewish?
If so, how does that affect your humour, does it give you a deep
sense of irony?
A: I’m
Jewish by birth but atheist by belief, but there is a rich tradition
of Jewish humour, one I hope I won’t sully.
Q: How about
the “post-adolescent cynicism”?
A: That
came from an article by Bruce Dessau about 6 years ago. I'm yet
to find out what it means.
Q: Is your real
persona much different from your comedy persona?
A: My
real persona is shyer, my comedy persona has nicer hair, my 3rd,
secret persona dresses as a bear to fight crime.
Q What would
you say is your greatest success and your greatest failure?
A: Greatest
success is my son. Greatest failure is he came out wrong and has
to be locked away from society's harsh gaze.
Q: Looks like
you’re enjoying that ice cream. What’s your favourite
flavour?
A: Flavor
Flav. Delicious…